You Will Have to Wait

I pass by a table arms full of dishes, "I need a refill of ice tea here!" Are you kidding me? Here let me shit out an ice tea, and an extra hand to serve it to you. It is amazing how people think that I can just drop what I am doing. I have my hands full, completely. Really? How do they actually think this is humanly possible. Maybe that is it. They do not realize that I am human. They do not realize that my limitations are the same as theirs. The most amusing aspect is when they are not even my table. One of my fabulous coworkers is in the back slacking, not caring that not only does their table need refills but they are desperate enough to need to ask me for them. It is a life and death scenario here you know. One of these days I will drop everything in my hands shattering on the floor so I can go grab this ice tea that is so desperately needed. Then as someone comes to clean up the mess that I just made I will stand there in declaration, "no leave it, they needed Ice Tea."